How Carbon Credits Trading Works by Benton BainCarbon offsets are a strange concept. Let me show you in layman terms how it works: Al Gore goes to an Italian restaurant and eats a loaf of garlic bread, a plate of lasagna, a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs, an extra large pizza with seven toppings, a couple bottles of expensive wine and a largeassortment of pastries. \n\nAs a result, he puts on 10 pounds. But he is deeply concerned that mankind is getting too fat. So he pays 10 peasants in Asia $10 each to eat nothing for a week. \n\nAlthough they are already skinny, by starving themselves for a week, they each lose a pound. As a result, after a week, mankind is weight neutral. \n\nAl Gore weighs 10 pounds more, 10 Asians weigh 10 pounds less -- and Al Gore is given another Nobel Propaganda Prize for his leadership in keeping mankind\'s obesity in check. \n\nOf course, this example is not quite fair to Gore because that imagined humanitarianism actually costs him cash money. \n\nIn the real carbon offset business, he looks forward to being paid for directing other carbon consumers to invest in carbon neutral projects through Generation Investment Management which Gore is the founder and chairman. \n\nSo Gore will profit from mankind\'s misery. I\'m glad to see he finally has developed the capitalist instinct (like his daddy did with Occidental Petroleum and Armand Hammer). \n\nWhen Gore personally is using carbon, as when he flies in a carbon belching Gulfstream jet, one of his companies would pay some other guy not to fly or plant a tree or do something to offset Gore\'s carbon belching so that Gore can feel elated about himself and live as he wants. \n\nUnder the TRILLION DOLLAR Kyoto Protocol\'s trading scheme to determine the offset of emissions and the amount of CO2 that needs to be paid for will be controlled by the same organization that controlled the pittance BILLION DOLLAR Iraqi Food for Oil SCAM with Saddam, the anti-America/anti-capitalist \ncorrupt United Nations!!! \n\nSocialist French President Jacques Chirac said in 2000 the UN\'s Kyoto Protocol represented \"the first component of an authentic global governance.\" Al, big, bucks, carbon, credits, global, globalist, Gore, new, order, scams, trading, warming, world